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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell




I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

this is me in a text post

nothing has ever been more relevant




Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

(Source: mingdliu)

Bother My Askbox?

  • 1:What color are your socks?
  • 2:Have you ever lied about your age? Why?
  • 3:What is something you regret in the past month?
  • 4:Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 5:When was the last time you wrote someone a letter on paper?
  • 6:How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike? Who taught you?
  • 7:Do you get along with your parents? Why or why not?
  • 8:What’s your favorite season?
  • 9:Do you currently like someone?
  • 10:Have you ever used an Ouija board?
  • 11:What’s the last song you sang?
  • 12:What’s your favorite scent?
  • 13:What’s your favorite urban legend?
  • 14:What’s a bad habit that you have?
  • 15:What’s a strange habit that you have?
  • 16:What’s the first instrument that you learned to play?
  • 17:How would you describe your ‘type?’
  • 18:Would you rather stay in or go out?
  • 19:What was the last thing you said to your mom?
  • 20:Do you want to get married someday?
  • 21:Have you ever snuck out?
  • 22:Can you sing well?
  • 23:What’s an embarrassing thing that happened this week?
  • 24:When was the last time you went sledding?
  • 25:Have you ever/do you liked someone you know you can never be with?
  • 26:Do people often mispronounce your name?
  • 27:Would you like to live in another country?
  • 28:Do you like to watch ghost-hunting shows?
  • 29:Who was the last person you said you loved to?
  • 30:What’s something you’d like to be better at?
  • 31:Have you ever stayed up to talk to someone who was sad?
  • 32:What was the last thing you cooked?
  • 33:Do you think you would make a good parent?
  • 34:Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
  • 35:Where is your best friend right now?
  • 36:How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  • 37:How late do you usually stay up at night?
  • 38:When was the last time you cried and why?
  • 39:Have you ever won a contest?
  • 40:Can you draw well?
  • 41:Would you ever date someone you met on Tumblr/the internet?
  • 42:What was the last thing you ate?
  • 43:Do you think you’re/you’d make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • 44:Have you ever had a near-death experience?
  • 45:What do you think people think of you?
  • 46:What is your middle name and do you like it?
  • 47:Are you close with either of your parents?
  • 48:Do you like yourself?
  • 49:State five facts about your appearance –
  • 50:State five facts about your personality –